Christmas carols are fucked up man.
I mean there are the obviously fucked up ones like Baby it’s Cold Outside (I’m sure this has been extensively covered).
But then there’s like Rudolph which is about a reindeer that looks different and others ruthlessly mock and ostracize him until he’s suddenly useful and everyone is nice to him. Like why are we teaching kids it’s fucking ok to bully people who are different until we find some sort of use for them. Like I’m pretty sure none of the reindeer even like apologized. That’s a terrible message!
Or what about in I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. It’s this kid spying on their mom getting some heavy action with Santa Claus. Apparently involving heavy touching. And instead of say being concerned about this extramarital affair unfolding beneath their peeping tom eyes all they can think to themselves is how funny it would be if their dad found out.
Let’s not forget Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. A clearly intoxicated elderly woman needs to go get her medication gets murdered by the same man who was making out with her daughter/daughter in law a couple minutes before. And her husband proceeds to drink beer and watch tv.
These are just like a couple of examples
I would go on but honestly who the fuck wrote these and thought it was cute?